How to survive a breakup:
Cry it out
Smoke pot or drink 1 glass of wine (only 1)
Watch X Files
Create music while you cry it out
Delete their number
Say all the horrible things you want to say, either to yourself or to other people that they don’t know and your ex will never meet.
Read 20 articles on how to cope with a breakup
Believe in whatever future you want ahead
Breathe in hope and out frustration
Accept
Repeat until time has passed.
Do NOT:
Make contact
Cry on the phone as you text them crying emojis
Beg them to take you back
Think about the good times
Continue dreaming about your future together
Invite them to a party that is a couple months away
Call their mom and complain
Look at their pictures
Stalk their new partner
Make excuses for them
Pretend like you’re okay with it
Let them come over just one last time
Allow them to make you feel anything
Ask them for help with something you don't actually need help with
